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Wow. I so totally fail. This is what happens when you distracted by awesome video games that just came out. God, it's like college all over again.

Written (and failed to be completed) for somniesperus' V-day fic challenge.

Fic: Practically perfect in every way but one (or more), Part 1 of 2
Fandom: Devil Wears Prada/Mary Poppins
Pairings: None
Rating: Gen
Description: 26. Crossover time! What happens when the Runway regulars meet something truly beyond their experience? etc.

Fic: J et M

Random something tossed together for somniesperus' v-day challenge, because, hell, I still have 5 minutes till v-day's over in my time zone and it's not the same thing if it's not really v-day.

Title: J et M
Fandom: Devil Wears Prada
Description: #16. Why does Jacqueline irritate Miranda so much, anyway?

Urp. Heroes fic. WTH? And what is with me and huge age differences?

Title: Electric Potential
Fandom: Heroes
Pairing: Angela Petrelli/Elle Bishop
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Warnings: All parties are of legal age by the time it's important.


Thanks for reading.
Title: 花は死ぬ前に
Fandom: My-HiME
Pairing: Shizuru/Natsuki
Rating: G
Description: Shizuru graduates from Fuuka Academy.
Notes: After episode 26.

Thanks for reading, and comments/feedback are much appreciated!
One word: blerg. 

Thanks to redscribefor proofreading.

Fic: Side by side ... by side
Fandom: Devil Wears Prada (movie)
Pairing: Andy/Miranda, unrequited Emily/Miranda
Rating: R
Description: Emily observes, and tries to do her job right.
Notes: Sequel to On-the-job Training and Everybody's got the right.  

Thanks for reading -- all feedback is welcome.
Bionic Woman is a piece of trash. The dialogue stinks, the delivery stinks, the plot logic stinks. Michelle Ryan is hot but wooden, but I've seen her in other stuff, and she's really quite gorgeous, so I'm waiting for her to surprise me. Plus the idea of bionic body parts is kind of cool.

Title: Bionic Assistant
Fandom: Devil Wears Prada (movie)/Bionic Woman (2007 TV series)
Pairings: Andy/Miranda
Rating: PG
Description: Andy goes bionic.
Disclaimer: Nothing is mine.
Notes: Set some time after episode 2 of Bionic Woman, and ignores everything that happens after it.

Thanks for reading, as always!
Erm, so I think I was about to write some Andy/Miranda to cap a trilogy. Or do some crazy Everybody Loves Emily crackfic. But instead I came up with this, so I must be in a very weird mood.

Title:  In Place of the Mother 
Fandom: Devil Wears Prada (movie)
Pairing: Andy/Caroline, Andy/Miranda
Rating: PG-13
Description: Andy can't get over Miranda. Caroline can't get over Andy not getting over Miranda. AU of an AU I created, I guess?
Disclaimer: Characters not mine. Lyrics Caroline sings are from The Girl Who Has Everything, from the musical Grey Gardens.

Thanks for reading, as always.

Fic: Everybody's got the right
Fandom: Devil Wears Prada
Pairing: Emily/Miranda
Rating: M
Description: Emily learns what it's like to be an assistant to Miranda Priestly.
Notes: Written for the femslash_today porn battle. Last one. For real. (Just had to do an Emily/Miranda one.) Title is taken from Everybody's got the right (to be happy) from the musical Assassins, by Stephen Sondheim.

Edited to add: consider this a prequel of sorts to On-the-job Training.

Prompt: emily/miranda, job security


Now that that's out of my system, back to my regular Andy/Miranda craze.
Fic: Fight for her life
Fandom: Damages
Pairing: Patty/Ellen
Rating: M
Description: This is what happened after Episode 10. (my version, anyway.) Edited after episode 11 to say: this completely contradicts canon. (Damages, you are killing me.)
Notes: Written for the femslash_today porn battle. Just a tad too long.

Prompt: Patty/Ellen, Self-survival

Fic: On-the-job Training

Fic: On-the-job Training
Fandom: Devil Wears Prada (movie)
Pairing: Emily/Andy
Rating: M
Summary: It's Andy's turn to deliver the book, and Emily has some advice to impart.

Edited to replace all instances of the word Andy with Andrea, because I finally realised that's what Emily calls Andy for a good part of the movie.

Notes: Written for the femslash_todayporn battle. Suddenly felt in the mood for an Emily/Andy.

Prompt: Emily/Andy, "take that off this instant!"

Thanks for reading, as always.